now i'm fluttering.

02/08/2010

We're all gonna die.

Chicago is supposed to get TEN INCHES OF SNOW tonight and tomorrow. On Weather.com’s Chicago forecast page, the following warning appears:

A Winter Storm Warning is in effect. A significant winter storm or hazardous winter weather is occurring, imminent, or likely, and is a threat to life and property. Stay vigilant for severe weather.

“A THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY.” That is some serious shit. That’s like saying, “Look, it’s going to snow, and you probably won’t make it out alive. Oh and your house and everything you know and love will be destroyed. Sorry!”

So my friends, snuggle up with a good movie or a book, turn the heat up, and stay fucking vigilant. Thank you to Weather.com for notifying us all of the impending doom.

Anyone down for having an Apocalypse Party tonight? I’ll bring the Kool-Aid…..

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02/07/2010

Oh my fucking god. This is all I want out of life right now. Why are KM*Rii bags so fucking amazing???

Someone buy me this. It’s only $724………….. :/

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02/06/2010

“ So my downstairs neighbor decided a windchime was necessary for our fucking porch. It’s KILLING me. I have been thinking about just going down there and taking it, but it would so clearly be me. Like today of all days.. THAT’S when you decide you need a wind chime? I think I’m gonna leave a note and be like, “I can deal with the loud music and your screaming girlfriend during sex but what I CANNOT take is the fucking sound of a wind chime. I feel like I’m hearing things and it’s straight out of Are You Afraid of the Dark. Please remove it and we will never speak of the this again.” I mean what is a 30 year old straight dude doing with a fucking wind chime in the middle of winter? This is neither summer NOR a house in the suburbs with a large porch. Asshole. „

—Lesley Seliger <3

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02/05/2010

nicholasscimeca:

Party on.

I mean… Duh.

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02/04/2010

The Daily Show: A Few Gay Men & Women

Brilliant.

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02/03/2010

aggreen:

via Digg

Couldn’t be more timely.

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Teddy and me in 1996

Always ready for a new adventure..

Tomorrow my family is putting our 14 year old dog Teddy to sleep. He has been a huge part of my life since I was 8 years old, and he has been such a consistent form of happiness for me throughout the years. He has had a long, joyful life, but now his arthritis is so bad he can barely walk, and it hurts him just to lay down. He gets disoriented and lost in the house and outside, and my parents decided it’s better to put him to rest now instead of waiting until he can’t walk at all.

Selfishly, I wish I could keep him around longer, but I know that this is the right thing to do. Worst feeling ever. My poor baby…

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Logic.

Me: "Why do I love boys that weigh less than me?"
Emilio: "Same reason I love girls that weigh less than me... I won't be afraid of them killing me if they sit on me."

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