December 2010
14 posts
2010, I am not sad to see you go.
This past year was a year of monumental changes in my life. I learned a lot about myself, about people, and about the world in general. I won’t say I have no regrets, because I absolutely do, but at least I can look back and reflect on those regrets and learn from them.
This year I changed my lifelong habit of trusting everyone I meet, a lesson everyone has to learn sooner or later. I was...
“I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I...”
– Anais Nin (via -avant)
WatchA breath-taking monologue touching upon the discrepancies between the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle graphic novel and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle films and television shows, dictated by Shredder during a total lunar eclipse in New York City. “The fact that they’re ninjas and turtles is as important as the fact that they are teenagers and mutants.”
Loaded Emoticons
Caiti: :)
Kai: %$
Caiti: what's that guy supposed to be?
Kai: it's a guy with braces staring at the sun too hard
Caiti: HAHAHA
Kai: and he's really hungry
Kai: plus his feet hurt from walking too much but that's cool because he's almost there
Caiti: aaahahahahahha
Kai: also he may or may not have left the oven on, so that's on his mind.
Caiti: wow, that guy has a lot going on.
Kai: one can glean a lot in a short amount of time.
// Weezer - Falling For You //
Perfect. :)
Drunken man jumps on shark's head, kills it →
fuckyeahsharks:
[Reworded for clarity and emphasis added for fucking badassery]
Dragan Stevic of Serbia is a new Egyptian hero who accidentally killed a large shark that had previously terrorized numerous tourists (killing one and injuring four) at the Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
Milovan Ubirapa, a friend of Stevic’s who witnessed the incident, explained that Dragan had decided to go to...
The New Rock-Star Paradigm
By Damian Kulash Jr. of OK Go for The Wall Street Journal
My rock band has leapt across treadmills, camouflaged ourselves in wallpaper, performed with the Notre Dame marching band, danced with a dozen trained dogs, made an animation with 2,300 pieces of toast, crammed a day-long continuous shot into 4½ minutes and built the first ever Rube Goldberg machine—at least that we know of—to...
“Last night when I was drunk I decided to buy a Christmas tree on the way home. I...”
– Xavier
